ATTENTION ALL QUIDDITCH PLAYERS!
Tired of smelling like rotten cabbage after a hard day’s practice? Want that cute beater from the visiting team to take you out to pizza after the big game? THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!
I was cleaning out my inbox when I got an update from my dude Chris, who not only runs his own publishing company but also make ridiculously delicious smelling soap on the side. (Personally, I’m a Kitten Breath fan). Think Fight Club, but with less hawaiian shirts and more bro-downs. See that screencap? He straight up name-dropped Quidditch like it was (and is) his job. Why aren’t we on this yet? WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!
All his soaps are ultra-concentrated*, vegan-friendly, have a two-year shelf life, and just $10 a bottle plus shipping. In the long run, not only will you be saving mountains of money on those gallon tubs of foo-foo body wash/shampoo/conditioner you know you have, but you’ll smell so good, you’ll want to take yourself out on a hot date.
Support solid dudes, and treat yo’self to some special post-Quidditch sexy soap today!
*Less is more. One dab = a ton of bubbles, and extra clean. Tommy-Tested, Tommy Approved.