February 2012
“If you’re gonna have pizza with someone else, what do you have to do? You gotta...”
– NY Times: Teaching Good Sex  (via lotus-eyes)
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January 2012
Molly And The Girls: is it bad that i'm already in... →
hellokatryna: toomuchjelly: because: i’ve only known them for like…a week and a half. they all probably hate me. i can’t play for shit….yet. i probably can’t even go to our first game (i promise i’m going to try as hard as possible!!!) they are a family i want to be a part… HEY GUYS YOU BOTH RULE LET’S TALK ‘SUP?
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Half my clothes didn’t dry.  I refuse to pay $1.25 to correct this error.  Cool. 
Jan 31st
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mollyandthegirls: Remember that time Tim kissed Tommy? I do. Bahahaha. Oh man. 
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Jan 30th
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Can it just be Treat Yo'self Thursday now?
Because I swear that come 3 days from now, I will have fucking earned it.  What is this accounting gibberish? How does this work?  
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Getting things done and shit.
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Today:
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I just want to eat all the junkfood, watch all the Mad Men, sleep all of the hours and forget about all the things I have to do tomorrow.  Why does today have to feel like such a terrible day?
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Nothing is probably going to get done today.  And I have no one to blame but myself. Which means tomorrow will probably be twice as difficult. But I guess I’ll deal with that when it comes.  
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Band practice is cancelled.  Today is half over.  I haven’t done shit.  I just want to eat pizza.
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Shittiest. Morning. Ever. 
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Listenwillivan: That’s Life- Frank Sinatra
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Jan 28th
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10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
mollyandthegirls: Play Quidditch           Don’t treat her like a basic bitch. Be sexually, romantically attracted to females, but mostly her. 11. Know how to say “sir” and “ma’am” in a given conversation.  12. Read books. Other than those two additions, this is accurate.  
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“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– angels-and-angles (A sad, but accurate commentary on our life and times).
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Virtually all of UR Quidditch friended me after...
This has been quite the success. 
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Already changed my desktop back.  I just couldn’t handle that intense stare. 
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